Any excuse to make a list
If you have time, I have thoughts on...

01
My Dog, Rooster
Now, why would a single-child dog who wants for nothing insist on raiding the trash every time he’s left alone? And furthermore, why does a locking trash can do absolutely NOTHING to stop him?
03
Wine
I’ve worked every stage from the vines to the tasting room and now I’m paying the price. None of my friends will bring wine to parties because they’re afraid 'it won’t be good enough.' And yeah, I like a good juice. But I like a good time more.
04
Snowboarding
I spent three years teaching people how to shred the gnar and it is the ultimate metaphor for life: you’re going to faceplant the second you try to manhandle the mountain. Chill out.
02
Space Design
Big Landlord wants your apartment to stay a void. He wants you shivering beneath a blanket with the thread count of a paper towel, gazing upon bereft walls. Rise up. Hang the posters.
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(But frame them, we’re adults.)
